Back to Blonde...

Ginger, pink, blonde, black, green, bald, decisions decisions....

She's a cougar, hear her roar...

In my absence my super stylist mother has been roped in to work on the latest Leeds Rhinos shoot. Last year I was the lucky lady that got covered in oil and showered with rude jokes. But by the sounds of it they prefer an older woman.

Pffftttt.

Charmin'

You will be missed....

X

Sweedie. Darling.

Some little gem just reminded me how much I adore Absolutely Fabulous. It is without a doubt my favourite programme EVER. Australian's cannot appreciate it like I, as i've never heard anybody speak of it. Hence my lack of postage thus far. Now it has been re-implanted into my frontal lobe I shall make an extra special effort to quote the lovely ladies at least once a week....X





Patsy: [seeing Saffron] Oh, my God, there's something horrible on the stairs.
Saffron: It's me.
Patsy: I'm not blind.
Saffron: What are those pills?
Patsy: Don't question me.
Saffron: Mum?
Eddie: Darling, they're just hormones, so I can breast feed the Romanians when they come...

Argh...

My Internet connection is pap. I got as far as my 6th word for cairns and it started to crash. I will have to commence my list tomorrow. I hope you can wait that long.

Ps. I was payed a very nice compliment about my blog from a very nice person today. I think that person may be the only person who actually reads this blog as i've never had even 1 comment...(sob sob, the pity party is at my house tomorrow, msg me for details.)

Anyway I just want to say if you are still reading this, which I hope you are, it means alot...X

Perth Life...

It was always going to happen.I just didn't expect it to come around so soon. Our East Coast travels are over. We spent 2months and well over 10 grand livin' it up 'East Side' stylee....Gone are the days of drinking goon and eating mee-goreng aka smackhead noodles. Never again shall I push Oliver home from the Woolshed in a shopping trolley. Lost are the moments I cried myself to sleep on the 17hr Greyhound journey. I shall miss those days. But what are memories without photographic back-up I hear you cry.

So now i'm going to give you a recap of all the places we visited. But as you already know I like to go around the houses sometimes. So to stop you from tearing your hair out ( no offence to my bald readers) I shall describe each of our destinations in 10 or less words along with my favourite picture from that place. Of Course.

X

I HEART MELBOURNE

Melbourne has so much to offer. (I sound like a presenter from wish you were here...) But it's true you can lay on the beach or hit the shops, visit the art gallery, lose your money in the casino or mince around the cool little cafes...

Oliver and I did all of the above in a 35degree heat! I think that deserves a medal...

If found some really cool little shops but I just couldn't find anything i really wanted. How Frustrating. With my aussie dollars burning a hole in the pocket of my favourite denim shorts I was forced to stock up on mac. Good old mac, always a reason to spend some money.

Anyway, here are some pics of our adventure...

Wish you were here......

Fringed at the fringe...

Arrived in Sydney on friday just in time for the saturday markets. Picked up a schnazzyy little bolero from the fringe markets. Ironically enough it contains fringing, how appt. Spent the day sashaying through the city shaking my tassles infront of the opera house and other such landmarks. Did a double whammy and wore it to dinner that night. I wonder if i could wear it everyday i'm in Sydney...Fringed bolero down at Bondi anyone?...

S.Y.D.N.E.Y from my bathroom window...

I fucking love this place....